all credits go to original creators time stamps for excuses: 0:00 pre-peeling fruit 0:44 organizing his ties 1:27 cleaning his gong 2:04 getting his eyebrows waxed 3:16 trimming the hedges 4:09 taking maui for a walk 4:42 pairing his socks 5:15 napping 6:16 organizing gummy bears 6:22 cutting his grass (with scissors) 6:58 knitting the man really just does everything