The "Definitive" version, on Patreon: My Patreon, itself: Discord: SharkRobot: TikTok: @plagueofgripes?lang=en BlueSky: Twitter/X: Twitch: DeviantArt: Newgrounds: #fyp #trending #trendingvideo #trendingvideos #trendingnow #trendingshort #trendingreels #new #explore #mustwatch #entertainment #trendingonyoutube #johncarpenter #thething #thethingremastered #alien #aliens #xenomorph #xenomorphs 0:00 This video is an imitation... 0:24 Intro: a video about how Things work 2:36 Ch1.0: How do we analyze this Thing? 5:21 Ch1.1: Test Run 1: the Saucer 8:33 Ch1.2: Test Run 2: Jed Arrives 11:35 Ch2.0: The Things they thought... 13:56 Ch2.1: What Things you know... 18:15 Ch2.2: The only Thing that matters... 22:10 Ch3.0: Thing out, find out 23:51 Ch3.1: The kennel Thing 33:07 Ch3.2: It's Bennings 33:57 Ch3.3: Reviewing Things so far 41:37 Ch3.4: One Thing among many... 50:08 Ch3.5: Palmer, couched in Palmer 54:45 Ch4.0: Tying every Thing together 55:34 : Blair's Thing timeline 57:21 : Who got to the blood? 1:00:50 : Blair's Assimilation: When 1:05:16 Ch4.2: Fuchs and secret Things 1:14:28 Ch4.3 EveryThing we know, in Blair 1:22:50 Ch5.0: What is The Thing? 1:27:44 Ch5.1: The Thing: Conclusion 1:31:30 Ch6: Outro: Let's wrap this Thing up