Watch Two and a Half Men Streaming on Peacock: Enjoy rapid-fire laughs with the funniest and best cold opens from Two and a Half Men. Before the credits, Charlie (Charlie Sheen), Alan (Jon Cryer), and Jake (Angus T. Jones) deliver the series' sharpest jokes, covering Charlie's dating life, Alan's chronic financial woes, and Jake's famous one-liners. Synopsis: Chiropractor and single father Alan Harper (Jon Cryer) lives in a beachfront house with divorced internet billionaire Walden Schmidt (Ashton Kutcher), who bought the house following the untimely death of Alan's brother, Charlie (Charlie Sheen). #Peacock #TwoAndAHalfMen #CharlieHarper #CharlieSheen Peacock is your go-to for hit movies, TV, live sports, and more. With the streaming service from NBCUniversal, you can watch new movies from theaters, current hits from NBC and Bravo, nonstop action from WWE, Premier League, Big Ten, and tons of other sports. Plus, stream exclusive Originals, NBC News, and your faves like The Office, Suits, Modern Family, and Yellowstone. Peacock is currently available to stream within the United States. Get More Peacock: ► Follow Peacock on TikTok: @peacock ► Follow Peacock on Instagram: ► Like Peacock on Facebook: ► Follow Peacock on X: CHAPTERS: 00:00 - Happy Birthday Rose 01:52 - Charlie gets rejected 04:50 - Jakes prays for anthrax 06:41 - Alan and the local paper 11:00 - Sandy is in the building 12:24 - Charlie meets his therapist 17:00 - Charlie takes things slow 18:49 - Charlie doesn’t do healthy