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Anakin Is Denied the Rank of Master but it’s a RAP BATTLE

Anakin Skywalker faces off in a rap battle against Obi-Wan, Yoda and Windu. The music in this video is for entertainment purposes only. I’m not selling it in any form. FULL LYRICS: [Windu] You’re on this council, but we do not grant you the rank of master. [ANAKIN] What? How can you say this? You got some nerve, sittin’ there shameless! I bled for this Order, killed for your peace. You hail my strength, but treat me like a freak. This is outrageous! You treat my power like it’s dangerous! I saved your lives, now I’m seen as traitorous?! It’s unfair! I’m the Chosen One, ain’t no council pet. You gave me Jedi status, but still show disrespect! F**k that! I’ll burn this temple to ash! I’m done with your crap. I’ll teach them younglings their last class! [WINDU] Take a motherf**king seat, young Skywanker Your entitlement’s thicker than a Hutt gettin’ fatter. Ego inflated like a podracer’s bladder. A saber with anger don’t make you matter. I hold more power than a Death Star reactor.. I’m Mace f**king Windu, no hair, just swagger. You pose like a Jedi , but your presence is weak. I Step in a room, and the Force gets on its knees. You sit in that chair just ‘cause I let you breathe. My purple saber so big, it don’t fit in a sheath. Boy, you’re still a slave, Palps got the leash. While I'm the reason Yoda meditates in f**king peace. Take it away Obi-Dawg. [OBI-WAN] It’s over, Anakin. I am high. Feelin’ like a Force ghost on a permanent trip in the sky. Dagobah green in the pipe, Yoda’s kush got me deep fried. Had a vision, Quai-Gon said: “Your boy picked the dark side”. [MUNDI] What about the droid attack on the Wookiees? [OBI-WAN] Padmé hit me up on a late-night shift... Slid in smoother than a Jedi mind trick... I felt a great disturbance in my pants, your girl felt it too... She called me Master, I made her wet dreams come true... Before I left, she said: “Tell Anakin this” [PADMÉ] May divorce be with you. [YOGURT] Ehehehehe! Yes, yes! You can clone your own AI voices here: (Affiliate link) You can create custom AI videos here: (Affiliate link) Join this channel ;) Contact Me: @ #starwars #parody #comedy