Ranking all 42 specials spanning 16 seasons of SpongeBob! If you love ranking videos with a couple hot takes sprinkled in, then stop reading this description and watch the video already, mate! And while you're at it, let me know if you got any hot takes yourself. I, Manly Clownfish, appreciate you and wish you prosperity. May other commentors not roast your opinions too blazingly. TIME STAMPS 0:00:00 - Intro & Rules 0:00:53 - A SquarePants Family Vacation 0:02:25 - Escape from Beneath Glove World 0:03:28 - The Clash of Triton 0:05:04 - It Came from Goo Lagoon 0:06:12 - SpongeBob's Last Stand 0:07:52 - SpongeBob You're Fired 0:08:32 - The Legend of Boo-Kini Bottom 0:09:56 - Swamp Mates 0:10:31 - SpongeBob vs. The Big One 0:11:38 - Sandy's Country Christmas 0:13:25 - Squidferatu 0:14:13 - Best Day Ever 0:15:24 - Handemonium 0:16:13 - Krusty Koncessionaires 0:17:01 - Snow Yellow & the Seven Jellies 0:18:06 - SpongeBob's Road to Christmas 0:19:27 - SpongeBob and Patrick's Timeline Twist-Up 0:22:51 - Truth or Square 0:25:00 - Ghoul Fools 0:26:10 - The Sponge Who Could Fly (The Lost Episode) 0:27:34 - Pest of the West 0:29:15 - Goons on the Moon 0:30:03 - Squirrel Jelly 0:31:02 - Dopey Dick 0:31:55 - The Great Patty Caper 0:33:14 - Kreepaway Kamp 0:35:00 - It's a SpongeBob Christmas 0:36:17 - Friend or Foe 0:38:34 - What Ever Happened to SpongeBob? 0:39:44 - Goodbye, Krabby Patty? 0:40:52 - Back to the Past 0:41:47 - Party Pooper Pants 0:42:53 - Frozen Face-Off 0:44:09 - Feral Friends 0:45:22 - Ugh 0:46:58 - Hello Bikini Bottom! 0:47:51 - Atlantis SquarePantis 0:51:04 - SpongeBob's Big Birthday Blowout 0:53:19 - Dunces and Dragons 0:55:31 - Christmas Who? 0:58:27 - Have You Seen This Snail? 1:02:13 - Only 1 left... 1:02:49 - The Number 1 Choice!!! 1:05:53 - Got any hot takes? Ahoy! Come join me crew! Caffeinate yer Cap'n! ☕