Special thanks to Bright Cellars for sponsoring this episode! Get 50% off your first 6 bottles + a bonus bottle! ►  Disclaimer: At 3:25, our editors accidentally used a military uniform that is not a U.S. Military Uniform. This was not intentional, and we acknowledge we should have caught this sooner. The LATER images ARE in fact US Navy. We all know the mouth scraping-ly good cereal known as Cap'n Crunch. What you may NOT know is that the good ole "Cap'n" is no captain at all! In fact he is nothing but a LIAR! You see, this well loved cereal mascot has been masquerading for YEARS as an honorable captain but today, Loyal Theorists, we are pulling back the curtain on this so-called captain! SUBSCRIBE for Every Theory! ►►      Want More FOOD THEORY? You've Been SCAMMED! (Supermarket Secrets) ►  Tootsie Pops, How Many Licks? ►  Never Order McDonald's Medium Fries! ►  Kool Aid Man Is A Marvel Villain! ►      Don't Trust Your Cake! ►     Join our other Theorist Communities! Game Theory! ► Film Theory! ► Need Royalty Free Music for your Content? Try Epidemic Sound.  Get A 30 Day Free Trial! ►   Credits: Writers: Matthew Patrick, Tom Robinson, and Luke Barats Editors: Danial "BanditRants" Keristoufi, Koen Verhagen, Tyler Mascola, and Dan "Cybert" Seibert Assistant Editor: AlyssaBeCrazy   Sound Editor: Yosi Berman  #CaptainCrunch #CapnCrunch #Cereal #FoodMascot #Mascot #StolenValor #Lies #FoodTheory #Food #Recipe #Matpat #GameTheory #FilmTheory